Its just an expensive way of getting to they're an idiot - except at no point does anyone say someone was an over zealous muppet with no brains and a clip board. Or maybe that's why I never get asked for an opinion.
http://www.hse.gov.uk/news/judith-risk-assessment/myth-busting030413.htm
I know its well meant - but equally if you want to manage the press and their portrayal of health and safety the rather nice but dull output here is never going to make more than a paragraph near the end of the article. Come on I know the HSE are never going to say "which idiot came up with that" (now that would get a headline) but they really need to learn how the world and the press work.